A teenager’s weekend at a lake house with her father takes a turn for the worse when a group of convicts wreaks havoc on their lives.
Directors Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion (Cooties and Bushwick) are back with a movie that has Kevin James as a Neo Nazi…life is definitely full of surprises. Now on paper this sounds like a very bad idea, one that can easily turn terrible….but somehow it actually works? Kevin James puts so much into his role and it ends up being one of his better performances in quite sometime. Acting wise everyone does a pretty decent job Lulu Wilson stood out pretty well. The movie does have a rough start, it takes a bit to get going but once it does the movie turns into a blast! The suspense is actually pretty thrilling, the kills are actually great and are honestly pretty fun. Sure the movie may feel a lot like a much more dark version of Home Alone, but it does a lot to differentiate itself from the crowd of home invasion movies plus it’s one of the better ones too! Overall I recommend giving this one a go!
7/10 BA 12-year-old boy develops a telepathic connection with his dog after a middle-school science experiment goes awry.
Another talking dog movie, I say this every single time I cover one of these movies so I’ll just say it again….the 90s and early 2000s called they want their movie back!!! This movie has sort of a history so I’ll briefly explain according to Wikipedia the movie was announced In 2016, there were no further announcements on the film until March 2018 which was the casting. Some people have speculated that the movie actually got shelved for a bit but who knows. Anyway the movie itself is horrendous other then Megan Fox doing the best she could with this garbage, the rest of it is a total disaster. The acting and writing are both terrible, there’s fart jokes, jokes that make no sense, jokes that aren’t funny at all and jokes that make you wonder why you are wasting your time watching this. It feels like a terrible version of Honey I Shrunk The Kids and Good Boy (2003) plus a little bit of every bad family movie. It’s almost unreal to see a movie that was clearly made for the 90s and early 2000s release in 2020. The worst thing about this movie is how much it doesn’t standout from a lot of the other terrible talking dog movies, at least the other ones tried I guess. This one just kind of says “whatever” and doesn’t care it sucks, luckily the movie is forgettable so at least you won’t be in pain for that long!!
1/10 F In the not-too-distant future, as a final response to terrorism and crime, the U.S. government plans to broadcast a signal making it impossible for anyone to knowingly commit unlawful acts.
Olivier Megaton who previously directed Taken 2 and Taken 3 is for whatever reason still finding work apparently. I want you to picture this…remember how long Taken 2 and Taken 3 felt? Well now imagine that they were actually that length now they are 148 minutes long and each one of those 148 minutes feels like an eternity. I just gave you a feel of what watching The Last Days Of American Crime feels like, I feel like maybe if this movie was 80 minutes or so it would be written off as a terrible action movie and that would be the end of it. But for whatever reason it had to be 148 minutes long, let’s talk about the movie itself. First off the acting is horrendous, it’s lifeless and nobody seems to care about their performances. The writing is typical action movie schlock It’s completely worthless and nothing new to contribute to the genre. It feels like a badly written script for a video game, the action scenes are horrendous. Like the action scenes in Taken 3 they are horribly edited and it’s next to impossible to make out what’s going on, It’s to the point where you question “who thought this was okay to release?” Speaking of release the timing of this movie is really bad, I’m not going to say too much about that because it is self explanatory. What else can I say that hasn’t been said? The Last Days Of American Crime is horrendous, it adds nothing new to the action movie genre and it’s just overall a huge waste of time…
70. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) directed by Andy Fickman : I know several people who would probably put this much higher up on the list, however it’s a sequel to a movie that was not even good to begin with. This one just happens to be far far worse, what can be said that has not been said already? The acting is terrible, the jokes are not funny at all, a lot of the humor consists of Kevin James falling over. It’s a terrible terrible comedy that was painful to sit through..
69. Hellraiser Revelations (2011) directed by Victor Garcia : This is the Hellraiser movie that started the “why does Pinhead look like that?” situation and oh god does it show in this movie. They turned what use to be a intimidating villain into something a monster from Power Rangers would laugh at, besides that it’s terribly acted, written, directed and just a complete mess.
68. Children of the Corn Genesis (2011) directed by Joel Soisson : STOP IT WITH THESE MOVIES!
67. Rings (2017) directed by F. Javier Gutierrez : This was expected to appear on the list, everything I said in my original review I still stand by. First off the movie spends way too much time on this mythology bullcrap that I’m very sure the audience watching does not care about at all. The acting, writing and direction are all garbage it does not help that this is yet another one of those horror movies that heavily relies on jumpscares and loud noises. The ending is laughable in a “so bad it’s funny” type of way, Rings also has a very convoluted origin story that nobody asked for at all!
66. Fifty Shades Of Grey (2015) directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson : Yes I went with the first movie being the worst of the trilogy, It does what the other two movies did but only much much worse. It feels like a very forced movie that honestly nobody involved wanted to do..
65. Gods Of Egypt (2016) directed by Alex Proyas : There is so much wrong with this movie I can’t even begin to explain, first off this is directed by the guy who did “The Crow” and “I Robot” so it’s not like this didn’t have potential, but with such a horrendous script, whitewashing (casting white actors as Egyptian gods) horribly developed characters and a story that feels way too familiar. Gods Of Egypt fails on every single level…
64. Grown Ups 2 (2013) directed by Dennis Dugan : It’s the same thing as Grown Ups only much much worse…moving on.
63. Leprechaun: Origins (2014) directed by Zach Lipovsky : Who’s bright idea was it to turn the Leprechaun into a monster? They completely missed the point of the franchise with this one, it’s like nobody involved even bothered to watch at least one of the previous movies. It’s one of those movies that just used name recognition in hopes people would rent it, so basically they made a movie that clearly isn’t Leprechaun and then slapped the name Leprechaun on it and hope it sells…
62. R.I.P.D. (2013) directed by Robert Schwentke : This is basically a horrendous version of Men In Black, It does everything Men In Black does but far far worse. It doesn’t have the jokes, entertainment value or the likability to be like Men In Black….Also you can not understand a word Jeff Bridges is saying in this movie..
61. House at the End of the Street (2012) directed by Mark Tonderai
60. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) directed by Gregory Plotkin : After the abomination that was the Marked Ones (spoiler alert yes it’s on the list) they decided to go back to the actual main series, while yes this was better than The Marked Ones that really is not saying much. Ghost Dimension does what the previous movies have done except worse, that seems to be a common theme with this part of the list a lot of movies doing either what previous movies have done in said series or completely ripping off another well received movie. Ghost Dimension heavily relies on jumpscares to be scary and each and every single one of them fail.
59. Unplanned (2019) directed by Cary Solomon and Chuck Konzelman : From the studio that brought “God’s Not Dead” that in itself should be enough to show why it’s on the list…terrible acting, writing and just a huge waste of time… For more here’s my review https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/unplanned/
57. Scary Movie 5 (2013) directed by Malcolm D. Lee : I’m not going to lie here..I find the first two Scary movies to be enjoyable and there were parts of 3 I liked. After that is where it all went downhill and this one really shows. Not once did I laugh it really makes sure that being funny is not an option..
56. The Devil Inside (2012) directed by William Brent Bell
54. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) directed by Christopher Landon : As I mentioned earlier The Marked Ones was a spinoff of the series and it’s by far the worst of the series! It adds nothing new to an already tired series and takes way too long to get going and when it finally does the movie is almost over. Plus what the movie eventually leads up to is not worth sitting through this painful movie..
53. Annabelle (2014) directed by John R. Leonetti : Annabelle could have been great…the problem is two things one the movie itself like a lot of horror movies on this list heavily rely on jumpscares to be scary. Second John R. Leonetti is the director who’s already appeared twice throughout this list (Annabelle makes that three times now) the acting is bad, the writing is even worse. Annabelle is a prime example of a movie that could have been decent if a better director was involved.
51. Adam (2019) directed by Rhys Ernst : Everything I said about this movie in my review I still stand by, It’s a very offensive film that still to this day I’m not exactly sure how anyone looked at this and said “Yes let’s send this out there!” Link to review here https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/adam-2019/
50. Inside (2018) directed by Miguel Angel Vivas : Inside (2007) is one of my favorite films of all time, it was in the line of the “New Wave Of French Horror Movies” so of course America had to remake it….and it’s really really bad, the original film was all about suspense and was actually very realistic. This movie throws all of that out the window and decides to go over the top with everything….link to review https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/inside-2016/
49. Devil’s Due (2014) directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillet : Found Footage Bullcrap..
47. Winchester (2018) directed by Michael Spierig and Peter Spierig : What should have been a really great movie turned into a unimaginative mess….link to review here https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/winchester/
45. Snatched (2017) directed by Jonathan Levine : Amy Schumer nobody wants to hear that your privates smell like soup…
44. Samson (2018) directed by Bruce MacDonald : What was this movie and how did it get a theater release? Horrendous acting, writing and costumes (oh god the costumes)…
43. Max Steel (2016) directed by Stewart Hendler : Why? Max Steel is based on the toys of the same name, the whole movie is just a complete mess. The characters aren’t interesting, there is so many tired cliches and a lot of terrible comic relief that will make you want to hit your head against a wall…
41. Collateral Beauty (2016) directed by David Frankel : The twist alone gave this movie a spot on this list and the fact this movie advertised itself as this “meaningful movie” are you out of your mind???
That will be all for this part! Stay tuned for the next part!!
100. Vampire Academy (2014) directed by Mark Walters : It’s basically Twilight mixed with Mean Girls, I have heard the book series is actually not that bad. But oh god the movie is just horrible, it does nothing new for the YA genre and it follows pretty much ever trope that was popular in the late 2000s and early 2010s.
99. The Pyramid (2014) directed by Gregory Leaveseur : I remember when this first came out and seeing how awful it is, first off it has almost an identical plot as another horror movie that came out in the exact same year “As Above So Below” which what “As Above So Below” did was actually pretty great this movie just copied off of it and threw the cast in a Pyramid. The movie is filled to the brim of jumpscares, there’s very little suspense, the storytelling is non existent and the movie itself is just painful to sit through.
98. Fifty Shades Freed (2018) directed by James Foley : I really do not have a whole lot to say about this one, I wrote a review that I still stand by that I will link, but as far as adding anything…I really got nothing… https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/fifty-shades-freed/
97. Fifty Shades Darker (2017) directed by James Foley : I put Darker and Freed side by side because they are almost identical Darker being just slightly worse than Freed, what I said about Freed can be also be applied to Darker. It’s not interesting, horribly written and acted and just a waste of space.
94. The Starving Games (2013) directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer : A parody of The Hunger Games…and a horrendous one, again by the two destroyers of comedy. This movie is no different from their other horrendous garbage that has been on the list so far (Best Night Ever and Superfast) but this one ends being much worse due to the jokes being even more painful to sit through.
93. Death Note (2017) directed by Adam Wingard : This is one of the few movies where it pains me to put it on the list, because this did have a lot of potential, especially given the director who has done some pretty good movies in the past. But good lord it’s like nobody working on this movie understood the source material, they turned an Anime that is a really interesting story and a thrilling one too into something so lazy and downright pathetic. For more here’s a link to my review I did awhile back https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/death-note-2017/
92. Diary Of A Wimpy Kid The Long Haul (2017) directed by David Bowers : Look I am not going to act like the previous Diary of a Wimpy Kid films were masterpieces but at least they were fun to watch and some genuine charm to them. This movie on the other hand had none of that, the cast has absolutely no chemistry with one another, the writing is filled with bathroom jokes and just questionable writing. The movie has a Wrong Turn reference in the movie for no reason at all, they use an overly played Spice Girls song twice and If I remember correctly they also have a Psycho reference in the movie as well. https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-the-long-haul/
91. Kidnap (2017) directed by Luis Prieto : I really do not have a whole lot to say about this movie Its a garbage thriller with Halle Berry in it. Its very poorly written, has no suspense to it at all and its just poorly acted.
90. Taken 3 (2015) directed by Oliver Megaton : If you have been following me for awhile you will notice the amount of times I will always reference Taken 3 when I talk about garbage editing, well there is a reason why….Taken 3 has some of the worst editing in reason memory. It’s to the point where it is nearly unwatchable and it really hurts the rest of the movie as well especially the action scenes and finally its another unnecessary sequel that is just downright horrendous.
89. Hooked Up (2015) directed by Pablo Larcuen
88. The Woman In Black 2: Angel Of Death (2015) directed by Tom Harper : Why did this need a sequel?
87. Hitman Agent 47 (2015) directed by Aleksander Bach : A somehow even worse version of Hitman (2007).
86. Tarzan (2014) directed by Reinhard Kloss : The animation in this movie alone puts this movie on the list, but that’s not the only reason why it’s here…it’s a complete and total mess, has no idea what it wants to be and just kind of throws things at all hoping it will stick.
85. BloodRayne The Third Reich (2011) directed by Uwe Boll : It’s a Uwe Boll movie and the third installment of the BloodRayne franchise…that speaks for itself.
84. The Disappointments Room (2016) directed by D.J. Caruso : This is one of those movies that advertises itself as a horror movie, but when watching the actually movie it’s pretty clear it isn’t. There is also some incredibly embarrassing acting from Kate Beckinsale, really bad writing, one scene in particular that is so bad you start wondering why they allowed that to be released.
83. Legends Of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014) directed by Dan St. Pierre : Why?
82. #Horror (2015) directed by Tara Subkoff : To this very day I STILL have no clue what this movie was trying to say or do…
81. Seventh Son (2015) directed by Sergei Bodrov : I remember when this movie just seemed to never come out, it got delay after delay and I can easily see why. The movie has absolutely no substance to it, the characters have piss poor development, a plot that is so predictable you can guess how it will play out in the first 5 minuets of the movie. Finally it’s a fantasy adventure movie that is just outclassed by far better movies, it does nothing to separate itself from others.
80. Jurassic World (2018) directed by J.A. Bayona : You do not know how badly I wanted to put this movie much higher up on the list, but a lot of abominations were preventing me from doing that which we will get to later…for now let’s talk about this movie. I have said before and I will say it again Jurassic Park should have never become a franchise, this movie just shows the worst parts. From the acting and writing to some of the worst twists I have ever seen in a blockbuster, It’s so unimaginative and does nothing remotely fun at all. I seriously have no idea what they were thinking when making this movie.. https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/jurassic-world-fallen-kingdom/
79. Slow Torture Puke Chamber (2010) directed by Lucifer Valentine
78. The Roommate (2011) directed by Christian E. Christiansen : A movie about an obsessed roommate….this is another one of those movies that belongs on The Lifetime channel and should stay there, how this made it into theaters I have no idea.
77. Red Riding Hood (2011) directed by Catherine Hardwicke : A very interesting concept on paper but horrendous execution, between the acting, writing and the pacing this movie is a gigantic mess. A lot of it is just jumpscares and it just does not do a lot, the pacing is painfully slow and feels like it goes on forever..
76. Hot Pursuit (2015) directed by Anne Fletcher : A truly painful movie that has piss poor direction, horrendous writing, horrendous jokes and painfully annoying performances from Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara..
75. InAPPropriate Comedy (2013) directed by Vince Offer : Another horrendous “Parody” movie that is the abomination to comedy what else is there to say?
74. Vampires Suck (2010) directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer : A “Parody” movie so bad that’s even worse than Twilight the movie that it is making fun of. So why did I choose this one to be the worst movie these two fools? I think it comes down to just how predictable the jokes were and they were somehow even more painful than some of their other movies I talked about on this list.
73. Planes (2013) directed by Klay Hall : You know what even though I am not a huge fan of Cars AT LEAST Cars is a likable movie and there was definitely effort put into it. Planes does not have that, this movie only exists because Cars was a success, Planes is a terrible version of Cars it’s almost identical in every single way possible but with worse writing, humor, animation you name it..
72. The Smurfs (2011) directed by Raja Gosnell : Why?
71. The Smurfs 2 (2013) directed by Raja Gosnell : I put both The Smurfs movies side by side because they are the exact same thing except the second one is worse. Do I really need to explain why these movies are so bad? They take a beloved cartoon and turn it into a garbage live action movie. This movie belongs in the early 2000s not the 2010s!!
That will be it for this part!! I will see you in the next part!!
A superstar singer and her overworked personal assistant are presented with a choice that could alter the course of their respective careers.
The High Note is solid enough with a strong dedicated cast (mostly Dakota Johnson and Kelvin Harrison Jr) both of who have some incredible chemistry, the writing is solid enough with some very decent dialogue that does give some pretty good moments. I do feel like this movie does run out of steam towards the end, mostly due to the pacing that makes this movie feel like it went on for far too long. I also do feel like the last act does fall into familiar territory which does kind of blow. But for the most part it’s a solid movie that’s overall harmless!
140. Nine Lives (2016) directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
139. Yogi Bear (2010) directed by Eric Brevig
138. Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked (2011) directed by Mike Mitchell : “ALVINNNN!!”
137. Traffik (2018) directed by Deon Tyler : So the guy who did Meet The Blacks directed this movie…..a thriller about human trafficking?? What can possibly go wrong?!?
136. ThanksKilling 3 (2012) directed by Jordan Downey : I’m not exactly sure who asked for a sequel to ThanksKilling but whatever….I still have no idea what this was and will probably never know…
135. Best Night Ever (2014) directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Selzer : Yep they are both back again!! Even when they both do not do parody movies they are still some of the worst mistakes in the filmmaking industry, from bad acting to even worse writing this movie is just a pain to sit through…
134. Ratchet & Clank (2016) directed by Kevin Munroe and Jericca Cleland : Another video game adaption movie this just completely worthless, only that this one feels like it just uses scenes from the video games and calls it a day. It’s a very soulless movie and a very ugly one with absolute no passion put into it, how anyone let this get released is beyond me.
132. 300: Rise of an Empire (2014) directed by Noam Murro : I remember when the idea of a 300 sequel sounded really interesting but then we got this, a movie that does not anything to standout. The movie itself had a lot of bad writing with some very weird decisions that just made the movie laughable, even if you don’t like 300 at least 300 had a point and told an interesting story. Rise of an Empire just does not do that, it switches from the past and present every five seconds and it’s not well done at all…
131. Pompeii (2014) directed by Paul W.S. Anderson : It’s Titanic but much worse and with a volcano..
130. Mars Needs Moms (2011) directed by Simon Wells
129. Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) directed by Bill Condon : The worst Twilight movie everyone!
128. Shut In (2016) directed by Farren Blackburn : Naomi Watts deserves better…
127. Incarnate (2016) directed by Brad Peyton : Another horrible possession movie what else is their to say??
126. Regression (2016) directed by Alejandro Amenabar : This is another movie I was genuinely looking forward to, mostly due to the cast and director (who directed The Others) long story short this was a massive disappointment. It does nothing new for the thriller genre, it’s lifeless, it’s very idiotic to the point where it’s downright insulting the viewer..
125. Walking With Dinosaurs (2013) directed by Barry Cook and Neil Nightingale : If you ever wanted a movie where there are dinosaurs who say a lot of bathroom humor well here it is!!
124. The Dinner (2017) directed by Oren Moverman : I wrote a review for this awhile ago but I will say a few other things, for starters I still to this day genuinely have no idea what happened in this movie. That’s due to many things such as the writing, the piss poor editing and so on… https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/the-dinner-2017/
122. Wolves at the Door (2017) directed by John R. Leonetti : Leonetti appears on the list a second time, this time we have a very tasteless movie that’s very loosely based on the real life Tate murders done by Charles Mason’s cult….from the acting to the writing it’s a horrible horrible movie…
121. Resident Evil The Final Chapter (2017) directed by Paul W.S. Anderson : Easily the worst of the series, as much as I hate the franchise at the very least some of the other movies try. This movie however just does not try at all, from ripping off Mad Max Fury Road in certain scenes to some of the worst editing out there. It’s truly an embarrassment.
120. Hop (2011) directed by Tim Hill
119. 47 Meters Down Uncaged (2019) directed by Johannes Roberts : I still can’t get over the screaming fish that was considered a jumpscare….we have really sunk low haven’t we (no pun intended)? https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/47-meters-down-uncaged/
118. Replicas (2019) directed by Jeffery Nachmanoff : I am still baffled with how bad the special effects were but they put this out there in the year of 2019… https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/replicas/
117. The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again (2016) directed by Kenny Ortega : Why?
116. Keep Watching (2018) directed by Sean Carter : Keep Watching is one of those movies that are so ugly to look at that you switch it off as soon as you can, what’s even worse is the way the movie attempted to try to combine found footage with several different camera point of views which fail miserably. Plus it tries way too hard to be certain movies such as The Purge, The Strangers and Saw which you guessed it the movie fails…the acting and writing are both horrendous and are just unforgivable.
115. Venom (2018) directed by Ruben Fleischer : Look if you liked Venom more power to you I’m glad you enjoyed it!! I just absolutely hated it and think it might have been better if it were released in the early 2000s my review is here https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/venom-2018/
110. Norm Of The North Keys To The Kingdom (2019) directed by Tim Maltby : Speaking of our favorite Polar Bear he is back!!! All joking aside this movie and the previous entry are almost identical which is why I placed them so close together. https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/norm-of-the-north-keys-to-the-kingdom/
109. Sextuplets (2019) directed by Michael Tiddes : Marlon Waynes you can do so much better than this please don’t get involved with movies like this… https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/sextuplets/
106. Countdown (2019) directed by Justin Dec : A movie about a killer phone app….oh yeah and it’s another one of those soulless PG-13 horror movies with nothing but jumpscares too… https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/countdown-2019/
104. The Goldfinch (2019) directed by John Crowley : This might be a weird placement for this for some, but I just couldn’t stand this movie there’s several problems with it… https://letterboxd.com/jerome1994/film/the-goldfinch/
103. The Bye Bye Man (2017) directed by Stacy Title : Between the writing having lines such as “this isn’t a Columbine the kid isn’t lying and being a huge ripoff of Nightmare On Elm Street and The Ring as well as the pitiful acting. This movie barely misses the last 100 only because there are parts of it that can be seen as so bad it’s hilarious.
102. Underworld Blood Wars (2017) directed by Anna Foerster : Hands down the worst of the Underworld series, the stunts in this movie make the Power Rangers stunts look like John Wick and I am dead serious. The acting is terrible, the writing is even worse….
101. The Space Between Us (2017) directed by Peter Chelsom : More proof that the YA genre needs to stop.
That will be it for part 4!! See you in the next part hope you enjoyed!!
A couple (Issa Rae and Kumail Nanjiani) experiences a defining moment in their relationship when they are unintentionally embroiled in a murder mystery.
The LoveBirds was a movie I was not completely sold on due to the trailers, I was worried this was going to be another comedy that was going to come out and bite the dust. Luckily with a talented director (The Big Sick) and a very talented cast who have some really great chemistry this movie turns out to be one of the better movies I’ve seen in awhile. Kumail Nanjiani and Issa Rae really make the movie, the chemistry between the two is very strong and pretty hilarious as well. I thought a lot of the interactions between the two were really strong and helped build their characters, Michael Showalter as the director was really great. His direction and his humor style were very strong and made the film very interesting. I also thought the movie did a pretty good job with balancing out the comedy and some of the quiet moments as well. I’ve talked a lot about how there’s a lot of films especially as of recently) that completely fail to do this, but this movie does it really well. I do feel that some parts of the movie were better than others but really overall The LoveBirds is a very solid movie that I would recommend watching!!
7/10 B
A disgraced doctor and his family are held hostage at their home by criminals on the run, when a robbery-gone-awry requires them to seek immediate medical attention.
Yep you guessed it ANOTHER Bruce Willis Lionsgate action thriller. I’ve talked about these quite a lot and said how they are almost the exact same thing but the plots are tweaked a bit. Is this one any different? Nope, it’s the same formula as all the other movies tweak the plot a bit, but keep the same crappy acting, writing, pacing and much more. There’s a few moments where I thought Bruce Willis was genuinely trying to give off a decent performance, which is kind of shocking because in a lot of these other Lionsgate Bruce Willis movies this almost never happens. Overall this movie is not worth your time give this one a skip.
185. Flatliners (2017) directed by Niels Arden Oplev : The remake that I can almost say for certain that nobody asked for, It’s one of those horror remakes that make you question why on earth it exists. From it’s poor writing to heavily relying on jumpscares it is no wonder this one was quickly forgotten about.
184. Exodus Gods And Kings (2014) directed by Ridley Scott : I’m not entirely sure which is more embarrassing the movie itself or the fact this was actually directed by Ridley Scott..
182. Pacific Rim Uprising (2018) directed by Steven S. DeKnight : This is a prime example of studios taking Guillermo Del Toro’s movies and completely destroying them, It misses everything what made the first movie great..oh yeah and they basically turned it into Transformers..
181. Dead Rising Watchtower (2015) directed by Zach Lipovsky
180. Puppet Master X: Axis Rising (2012) directed by Charles Band : Like I said before this franchise needs to stop they are the exact same thing..
179. Wrong Turn 6 (2014) directed by Valeri Milev : Easily the worst of a franchise that I use to not to be a huge fan of but over time it grew on me. This one however is just flat out bad lets hope Wrong Turn 7 ends up being better!
178. Valentine’s Day (2010) directed by Garry Marshall
177. Clash of the Titans (2010) directed by Louis Leterrier
176. Abduction (2011) directed by John Singleton : Remember when Taylor Lautner was popular?
175. New Year’s Eve (2011) directed by Garry Marshall
174. Where The Dead Go To Die (2012) directed by Jimmy ScreamerClauz : I know many many people probably put this much lower, but I found it to be some very edgy animated movie that had absolutely no point to it..let’s be thankfully it wasn’t live action…
173 The Darkest Minds (2018) directed by Jennifer Yuh Nelson : A crappy YA version of X-Men
172. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 – Viva La Fiesta! directed by Lev L. Spiro
171. Resident Evil Retribution (2012) directed by Paul W. S. Anderson : At least the costumes are nice!!
169. Muck (2015) directed by Steve Wolsh : “Nudity and jumpscares!!” the movie
168. Prom (2011) directed by Joe Nussbaum
167. Silent House (2011) directed by Chris Kentis and Laura Lau
166. Saving Christmas or Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas (2014) directed by Darren Doane : Look I get it this is probably at least in everyone’s top 10 worst of the decade. Maybe I am use to how bad these movies can get but while this was indeed bad I can name a lot worse. But I will say this is one of if not THE worst Christmas Movies out there.
165. Deliver Us from Evil (2014) directed by Scott Derrickson : How you go from Sinister to something as cliched as this I have no idea. It’s another one of those “jumpscares make everything scary!” type horror movies that only rely on jumpscares and nothing else.
164. Warcraft (2016) directed by Duncan Jones : Another video game adaption movie that had a lot of potential due to having a once well respected director but ended up being horrendous, from the dialogue to nonexistent world building and introducing several subplots way too quickly. Warcraft proves to be a huge waste of potential…
163. Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018) directed by Darin Scott : Why?
162. Battleship (2012) directed by Peter Berg : “You sunk my battleship!!!” also Rihanna deserves better than this…
161. Grown Ups (2010) directed by Dennis Dugan : When I was making this list I was almost certain Grown Ups would at least make the top 100….how wrong I was…
160. King Arthur Legend Of The Sword (2017) directed by Guy Ritchie : The major problems with this movie…Guy Ritchie’s style does not work at all with this movie, the editing with the action scenes are a mess, the acting is terrible and the CGI for whatever reason is in a King Arthur movie. It’s hard to believe this came from Guy Ritchie..
159. When The Bough Breaks (2016) directed by John Cassar : A Fatal Attraction clone that’s better off being on the LifeTime channel, this most certainly will not be the last one on the list..
158. Strange Magic (2015) directed by Gary Rydstrom
157. Meet The Blacks (2016) directed by Deon Taylor : A parody of The Purge and certainly not a funny one either.
156. Superfast (2015) directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer : Get use to those names they will be appearing a lot throughout the list, this one might not be as horrendous as some of their previous movies but that really does not say much at all.
155. The Perfect Guy (2015) directed by David M. Rosenthal : Here it is another Fatal Attraction clone that belongs on the LifeTime channel!! It’s another predictable and poorly done “thriller” that’s not worth sitting through!!
154. Woody Woodpecker (2018) directed by Alex Zamm : For whatever reason this exists, what’s even worse is that the movie has Woody saying Tinder jokes that’s supposed to be a movie for kids…I really got nothing else..
145. Among The Shadows (2019) directed by Tiago Mesquita
144. Rim of the World (2019) directed by McG
143. Kite (2014) directed by Ralph Ziman
142. I, Frankenstein (2014) directed by Stuart Beattie : Spends way too long talking about pointless mythologies that do not end up being relevant to the story and then proceeds to give some horrible horrible action scenes….no thank you.
141. Jupiter Ascending (2015) directed by Lilly Wachowski and Lana Wachowski : The sad thing is when this first came out I actually really liked this movie, but now that I watched it again…..good lord. It’s as if Wizard Of Oz was space themed…
Scooby and the gang face their most challenging mystery ever: a plot to unleash the ghost dog Cerberus upon the world. As they race to stop this dogpocalypse, the gang discovers that Scooby has an epic destiny greater than anyone imagined.
It took me a bit to actually come up with a rating for “Scoob!” Mostly because of how many mixed thoughts I had with this movie. With every couple things it does right there’s more things it does either nothing to write home about or bad. I’ll start with the positives, I do like the animation I thought it was well done and matched the movie pretty well. The first 10-15 minutes were pretty good and give a nice introduction, the recreation of a certain thing (I’m not going to give it away) was very entertaining. Everything else in the movie ranged from bad to nothing to write home about, the cast was just not very exciting at all. First off Velma, Fred and Daphne are barely in it, sure they do get some screen time but a lot of that is towards the end which by then just turns into a superhero movie. Which leads me to my next point Scoob doesn’t feel anything like Scooby Doo it feels like all they did was throw the Scooby Doo cast into a superhero movie that’s just desperately trying to create a Hanna Barbera universe. There’s a ton of Hanna Barbera characters, references and more it’s painfully obvious what they are doing. The writing is not really well done either, a lot of it just doesn’t have the charm that a lot of Scooby Doo movies usually have, it just feels very manufactured which is really sad to see. Overall Scoob is a result of what happens when a studio becomes greedy, they want to jump into something that’s popular but it completely backfires. If you wanted to make a superhero movie make a Blue Falcon movie, if you wanted to make a Scooby Doo movie make a Scooby Doo movie that has them solving mysteries. Not something as forced as this…
Barely escaping an avalanche during a family ski vacation in the Alps, a married couple is thrown into disarray as they are forced to reevaluate their lives and how they feel about each other.
I was honestly considering skipping this movie all together and now that I watched it I should have done that, if someone asked me “what is the most uninteresting movie you have seen so far this year?” I would say Downhill, while it may not be worse then say Fantasy Island it still has a lot that has so much going against it. First off this movie is actually a remake which I did not know until I finished watching it, apparently it’s a remake of the film “Force Majeure” which is directed by Swedish Director Ruben Ostlund. Let’s start with the acting…it’s just not good, there is absolutely no energy put into this movie which yes I understand this is supposed to be about a dysfunctional family but still nothing in this movie made me care on what was going on. Will Farrell definitely is trying his hardest but it just did not work at all, what this movie suffers from is tone. It wants to be this dark comedy with drama thrown into it, instead of combing the two it’s always one or the other. Some scenes it’s solely drama and then others it’s nothing but comedy (which isn’t even funny) a lot of the movie feels like a terrible family get together where some family members get to into a fight about their marriage and then try to get everyone else involved and it just becomes awkward. The humor is just not clever at all, a lot of it is predictable, very awkward in some scenes and just overall not funny. It did not help that this movie was marketed as solely a comedy, which I have absolutely no idea why you would do that. Overall there really isn’t much else to say, it’s a movie that came and went and that’s for the best.
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