
If you want to adapt H.P. Lovecraft you have to make it interesting and atmospheric, unfortunately that’s not what you get with Witch House. It’s a very indistinguishable from a lot of other traditional haunted house movies, the only way you could really know this is an adaption of one of Lovecraft’s works is the title of the movie. The acting and writing don’t do it Justice at all, granted there’s a few unintentional hilarious moments but there’s just not a whole lot going on here to warrant a watch. The setting is sort of neat but that’s really where the praise ends for me.
Witch House releases tomorrow on all VOD Platforms.
2/10 F

The first half of Final Caller fell into the realm of “it’s so bad it’s hilarious” territory which was definitely a lot of fun, the cast seemed like they had a blast while making this movie so that’s always a plus. The main problem is the second half where the whole joke of the main character Ronald Bennett (played by Douglas Epps) is a huge asshole and politically incorrect starts to run out of steam, mostly due to make the exact same sort of jokes over and over again. There’s some actually okay gore in the movie surprisingly but that’s really about where the movie ends, there’s better options out there but if your looking for a laugh I guess this isn’t the worst choice you could pick.
Final Caller releases tomorrow on all VOD Platforms.
3/10 D-

3 Demons has some interesting ideas and does have some Evil Dead like elements in it, it’s just a shame the movie itself isn’t very good. It’s what you expect from a very low budget straight to VOD horror movie, from the acting to the writing it’s very messy and never delivers on it’s own ideas.
3 Demons releases tomorrow on all VOD Platforms.
2/10 F