Quick Reviews: Witch House, Final Caller and 3 Demons

Graduate student Alice Gilman moves into the Hannah house, a historic home with an ominous reputation. Determined to prove the possibility of different dimensions, she unknowingly unlocks a gateway to unimaginable horror.

If you want to adapt H.P. Lovecraft you have to make it interesting and atmospheric, unfortunately that’s not what you get with Witch House. It’s a very indistinguishable from a lot of other traditional haunted house movies, the only way you could really know this is an adaption of one of Lovecraft’s works is the title of the movie. The acting and writing don’t do it Justice at all, granted there’s a few unintentional hilarious moments but there’s just not a whole lot going on here to warrant a watch. The setting is sort of neat but that’s really where the praise ends for me.

Witch House releases tomorrow on all VOD Platforms.

2/10 F

Roland Bennett, an obnoxious late-night radio personality specializing in the supernatural is not having a good night. A visit from his soon-to-be ex-wife brings divorce papers to the station, a boss is listening in due to complaints, and a call from self proclaimed serial killer “The Outsider” who threatens to kill a woman live on the air. Being live on the air tonight will spell death for all involved.

The first half of Final Caller fell into the realm of “it’s so bad it’s hilarious” territory which was definitely a lot of fun, the cast seemed like they had a blast while making this movie so that’s always a plus. The main problem is the second half where the whole joke of the main character Ronald Bennett (played by Douglas Epps) is a huge asshole and politically incorrect starts to run out of steam, mostly due to make the exact same sort of jokes over and over again. There’s some actually okay gore in the movie surprisingly but that’s really about where the movie ends, there’s better options out there but if your looking for a laugh I guess this isn’t the worst choice you could pick.

Final Caller releases tomorrow on all VOD Platforms.

3/10 D-

A widowed deputy must confront his own demons after inadvertently summoning strange and sinister forces.

3 Demons has some interesting ideas and does have some Evil Dead like elements in it, it’s just a shame the movie itself isn’t very good. It’s what you expect from a very low budget straight to VOD horror movie, from the acting to the writing it’s very messy and never delivers on it’s own ideas.

3 Demons releases tomorrow on all VOD Platforms.

2/10 F

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